| • | Orchestra Tuning-Up |
| • | Reveille |
| • | Emptying Trumpet Spit Valve |
| • | Beginner Practicing The Drums |
| • | Drum Roll With Cymbal Crash |
| • | 'George Of The Jungle' Drum Beat |
| • | Dropping Acoustic Guitar |
| • | Plugging Electric Guitar Into Amplifier |
| • | Electric Guitar Feedback |
| • | Microphone Voice Check With Feedback |
| • | One Male Scream |
| • | Garage Band Practicing |
| • | 'Oh Ye-ah!' (Male) |
| • | 'Do It One More Time!' (3-Year Old Girl) |
| • | Too Long Drum Solo |
| • | Two Males Scream |
| • | 'Shut Up!' (Tough Female) |
| • | Psycho Killer In Preparation (Knife Sharpening And Salivating) |
| • | Screams Of Distress (Female) |
| • | One Long Scream Of Distress (Female) |
| • | Slurping & Gulping Soup (Ugh!) |
| • | Vomit City (Not For The Faint-Hearted) |
| • | Laughing (Male...Hearty, Somewhat Diabolical) |
| • | Nerd Laugh (Close) |
| • | Gasping Laugh (Male) |
| • | Hacking Phlegm & Expectorating (Hocker To The East, Loogie To The West) |
| • | Multiples Of The Preceding With Coughing Added For The Afficionado |
| • | Arm Farts I (No, We're Not Kidding!) |
| • | Arm Farts II (Once More, With Feeling) |
| • | Balloon Squeals (One Blow & Trying To Tie It Off) |
| • | Balloon Squeals (Ends With Backwards Air Flutter) |
| • | Fingernails Scratching On Chalkboard |
| • | Crystal Glass ('Ping' & Rim Rubbing) |
| • | Crystal Glass Choir (3 Pitches) |
| • | Unloading Dishwasher (Opening, Emptying & Closing |
| • | Coffee Grinder (Decaf) (Opening Bag, Pouring Beans & Grinding) |
| • | Cappuccino Machine (Brewing & Frothing-SOooo Loud!) |
| • | Food Processor (Start, Pulse, & Stop) |
| • | Gas Stove (Electronic Ignition) |
| • | Frying Potatoes (Cast Iron Skillet/Metal Spatula Scraping) |
| • | High Speed Drill Press (Large Bit-Start Up & Wind Down) |
| • | Dremel Tool (Sounds Worse Than Drill Press) |
| • | Rubber Piggy Squeeze Toy (Ad Nauseum) |
| • | Smoke Alarm (Chirping) |
| • | Wind Chimes (Ascending) |
| • | Wind Chimes (Descending) |
| • | Wind Chimes (Random-Loud) |
| • | Knuckle Cracking |
| • | Piano Chord I |
| • | Piano Chord II |
| • | Piano Chord III |
| • | Piano Chord IV |
| • | Piano Chord V |
| • | Piano Chord VI |
| • | Piano Chord VII (Rhythmic Pounding) |
| • | Moving Furniture (Left To Right) |
| • | Moving Bench (Left To Right) |
| • | Metal Cabinet Doors (Opening & Closing) |
| • | Paper (Tearing, Ripping, & Crumpling) |
| • | Shuffling Cards & Dealing (On Glass Table) |
| • | 'Mom, Do You Have Any Money?' (Insistant 3-Year Old...Successful Ending) |
| • | 'I Have To Go Potty' (Same 3-Year Old) |
| • | 'Visiting' The Bathroom: Number 1 (The Female Process;See Vol. 5 For Male Version) |
| • | Shower (Slidingdoors, Water On, Running, Off, Final Drips, Doors Again) |
| • | Six Real Farts (We're Still Not Kidding) |
| • | 'No Way!' (Male Yelling) |
| • | Pipe Organ 'Amen' (The Big Finish!) |
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