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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | 
 enlarge | Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel Press
Category: Book
List Price: $12.95
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Avg. Customer Rating:  259 reviews
Sales Rank: 190
Media: Paperback
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 288
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.6
Dimensions (in): 8.2 x 5.4 x 1
ISBN: 0806527285
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
EAN: 9780806527284
ASIN: 0806527285
Publication Date: January 1, 2006
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Book Description
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say `screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, `What Would Tucker Do?'—and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
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| Customer Reviews: Read 254 more reviews...
 Wow August 18, 2008
Slightly degrading, but hilarious nonetheless. Laughed the whole time I read it, and afterword thanked God that my moral standards are SLIGHTLY higher than the respective author's.
A must have if you lack laughter in your life August 17, 2008
Dirty raunchy toilet humor wrapped up in what would be best expressed as at least one moment in every mans life.
Definite Read August 16, 2008
Hilarious, that's all I have to say about this book. The book had me laughing so hard I was crying. I read it in two days; any guy who loves to party will definitely enjoy this.
beer August 15, 2008
This is a great book and arrived earlier than I expected it to... Great experience all around
 A comedy for all ages August 13, 2008
A comedy for all ages, this collection of stories has a little something for everyone: camel back death mix, shameless sexual exploits, red bull and vodka, fat girls and beauty queens. I also recommend other book about loveI Love You. Now What?: Falling in Love is a Mystery, Keeping It Isn't
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