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I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething | 
 enlarge | Author: Rita Rudner
Publisher: Harmony
Category: Book
List Price: $23.00
Buy New: $10.00
You Save: $13.00 (57%)
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Avg. Customer Rating:  12 reviews
Sales Rank: 12476
Media: Hardcover
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 272
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.9
Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.8 x 1.1
ISBN: 030739459X
Dewey Decimal Number: 818.5402
EAN: 9780307394590
ASIN: 030739459X
Publication Date: May 13, 2008
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I bought a new wrinkle cream.
If you use it once a day, you look younger in a month.
Twice a day, you look younger in two weeks.
I ate it.
As the years go by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will do just about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK surgery, industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive forty-ninth birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she turned fifty, she couldn’t even bear to say the word.
In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It, Rudner writes with humor and candor about all of the small indignities and everyday absurdities that have become standard fare. From the perils of catalog-ordering addiction to the challenges of keeping up with the latest in electronics, lingerie, and reality television to the joys and worries of being an older mother to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita covers it all.
So put on your bifocals and power up your sense of humor! Just don’t blame Rita when your laugh lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly honest and undeniably hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders and the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty.
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 Hope she still does.... October 9, 2008
I'm not done reading, but so far little disappointed, I guess it wasn't as funny as I hoped it will be. Not bad tho as autobiography as I suppose it was intended to be.
 Boring October 8, 2008
0 out of 1 found this review helpful
Although I love Rita's wit, I found her book quite boring. Just stick to the "stand-up" Rita.
 A fabulously entertaining and funny book October 3, 2008
Never a dull moment funny stories one after another , some were so funny that I roared laughing . And there were humane and very caring moments about love and loss . A fabulous joyous enlightening read .
You will find it by reading this book!! October 2, 2008
If you are female and reached that "dreaded" time in your life, when you
are not quite 25 on the outside, but on the inside you are roaring. Read
this, it puts it in prospective and gives you lots of giggles.
Can't remember what little I still have September 10, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Wonderful book with many zingers I'll want to pass on to others. . . if I can remember them.
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